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She's sitting at the section with free Wi-fi. Don't stare at her.

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She's sitting outside, having a popsicle. Don't stare at her.

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they stare at me {{SUBST:User:Vegtassj5/sig7}} 01:46, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

I'll go for the wifi...

Starting here

JF: *stares at sexy anime girl at the table next to me*

Random Anime Girl: ... -Slaps Jeff-

JF: She digs me.

TUN: Hey. I am totally here for the wifi. So...umm...I see you got slapped in the face. Have fun with that

JF: One blood smoothie please!

TUN...I like mangoes

Steve: *kissing the anime chick* yeah she loves you

Hoodie: Uhm, yeah. I came here to get a smoothie. So, I want one avocado smoothie. Mixed with Chocolate--the heck is a random girl doing next to me? *Tosses her to JF* Have fun. Now, where the crap is my smoothie?!

Tossed Girl: *In JF's lap* Um... Hi?

Zeon: *Walks in* 'Sup? *Ignores anime girls, orders a smoothie*.

Zion:*Orders smoothie* Well i'm taken but uh.....Darn nevermind give me my smoothie.

Hoodie: Oooh! They have Ice Cream! I'll take a Cola Ice Cream! Oh, my smoothie. *Slurps on Smoothie* this smoothie and Ice Cream is good.

Girl Who Was Making out with Steve: *giggles in a cute voice*

TUN: And that is why I have a code of honor...also...I"M NOT KING ANYMORE *Passes out on table, weeping*

Steve: I LOVE THIS PLACE *kissing 2 anime chicks*

[Bear]

-walks in-

-sees Baxer passed out on table-

-goes over to whisper something to Boxer but yells-

Wake up!

[Fasha]

-walks through door looks around-

what on earth happened here?

[Zion]

  • Charges ki*

Give me my damn smoothie!

Steve: To things 1> boxer might be dead and 2. the chicks love the new king

Boxer:Oh please. I don't even care about being king. I still hold the title of sexiest Saiyan ever.

[Fasha]

looks like boxer is not dead

-Goes to counter-

I'll have a strawberry and banana smoothie?

Hoodie: Oh, computers! *Walks to computer, and puts on music*

Hoodie: (Singing): Music is my life, my life is music, the beat of the drum in your heart......"

Random Girl: You have to pay to use the PC's.

Hoodie: Oh....(arm shatters) here, have some diamonds! Bye! *Dissapears through computer*

Ian: *Walks in*Looks at steve* Probabably drunk...Well thats steve.*Walks over to counter* One banana smoothie please.

Girl at counter: Were out

Ian: YOUR LUCKY IM NOT MAJIN OR ID MAKE YOU A BANANA SMOOTHIE!

Girl at counter: SECURITY! *Security gaurd comes* *Grabs my hand*

Security gaurd: Come on poser.

Ian: Heres a smoothie for ya....A BANANA-KNOCKOUT! *Punches and knocks out security gaurd*BURN POSER!

[Bear]

Ian, don't you think you're overreacting?

[TUN]

You're all just jealous because I'm sexier than you

[Fasha]

Boxer your not sexy *points to girls with big boobs* now thats sexy... wait why am I saying this I'm a girl!

TUN. I am sexier from the perspective of anyone who likes boys. I am the sexiest king in the universe!

[Ian]

He called me a poser,and no i am sexiest*Does sexy buu dance*

TUN: Right. Ugh, put that thing back where it belongs

Richie: *sitting at a far-away table, watching* ...

Ian:*Sees richie looking* CAN I DO MY SEXY DANCE IN PEACE?!?

[Fasha]

I have no idea what I am looking at

[Bear]

...I never thought I'd experiance something worse than the mahogany rants...

My Point

Rj: Uh... Why are there girls there if we can't stare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????? Sry Me-mow but I'm proving something. Also I'll have a rainbow smoothie?

[Fasha]

girls dont want to be looked at by boys

Jeff: Excuse me? I haven't gotten my strawberry smoothie yet.

Hoodie: The heck am I still here for?

Ian: We dont know.

RJ: *slaps fasha* Shut up. And where the hell is my smoothie? *starts playing Pokemon Black on his 3DS* Can I connect my DS to the Wi-fi? And STOP MAKING OUT WITH THE SEXY ANIME GIRLS STEVE! OK I AGREE WITH ANNA ABOUT THE SEXY THING BUT ME-MOW'S THE SEXIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD AND THE CUTEST!*ki blasts all the girls that we're not supposed to stare at* STOP STARING AT MY WOMAN!

Hisana: *walks in, sits down, turns on laptop and talks in japanese* Excuse me, can I get a chocolate vodka smoothie? Thank you. *turns up Swag Surf to unrealistically loud in headphones*

Zeon: [Gently covers ear closest to Hisana] Hey, Hisana? A bit loud.

Hisana: *takes one headphone out* I can't hear you. Say that again? *cursing can be heard in headphones*

Zeon: [Cups hands over mouth, amplifying voice to over the volume of the song] A BIT LOUD! AND WATCH THE CURSING! YOU CAN GET ARRESTED FOR STUFF LIKE THAT!

Hisana: *takes smoothie* Arigato. Ok, I'll turn it down..sorry I like this genre..*turns music down while sipping* Mmhm..this is a good smoothie.

TUN There isn't a ****ing thing wrong with cursing you son of a ***** *** *******. Oh dear...I said that.

Hisana: No vodka in it..hmm..NOO!! *crashing tables and screaming* WHERE IS MY VODKAAAAA!!

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